What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is your review of Hartley`s High School, Kolkata?

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

Goldfinger

I've never read the book. What did Dorian Grey do that was so immoral and sinful?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How did you get to be a leftist?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What was the worst spanking you got growing up?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

How do I stop having work crushes because I only keep getting disappointed almost every day as I keep seeing they don’t like me back and won’t ever ask me out?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

The Man with the Golden Gun

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Nationals Place Andrew Chafin On 15-Day Injured List - MLB Trade Rumors

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are white guys the top consumers of interracial porn? What's the rationale behind this phenomenon?

From Russia With Love

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What's your review of "The Queen Who Ever Was," Episode 8 of Season 2 of 'House of the Dragon' (spoilers)?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is it ethical for same-sex couples to raise children?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

How conservative the Japanese people really is? And the government?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?